February 2012
65 posts
Some notable dates in the far future
intothecontinuum:
Compiled below is a selection of estimated dates for some events given certain assumptions in the evolution of Earth, the Solar System, and the Universe. Most events are of an astronomical and cosmological nature though some are geological. A more complete list from which the ones included here were taken can be found on Wikipedia.
In 10,000 years - The end of humanity,...
Find where your last name is most common →
eiuora:
supercontra:
naughtyformoss:
weeaboo-chan:
Italy, UK, France
first one not beeg surprise since it’s super high in sicily and almost nowhere else
the UK and France tho
DO I HAVE RELATIVES THERE……?
spain, argentina, france, united states, united kingdom
(and somehow classified as spanish even though i’m pretty sure it’s basque)
shitloads in germany and a lot in the us
...
i guess it has been a year.
i wasted so much time, i don’t think i can stop.
maybe in two years i’ll just be another body in a ditch.
thefrogman:
I did not see that coming.
uh
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Good Morning Melbourne:The Amanda Palmer...
neil-gaiman:
Right. Okay boys and girls, girlboys and boygirls. Gather round. Check the door. Is anyone listening? No? Good.
We have a location and a plan…
(This is the sequel to http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/17543226671/attention-melbourne-australia-the-amanda-palmer. Read that first if you haven’t.)
Amanda is going to be doing a teeny Ninja gig tonight. For safety reasons (really)...
Y!GAL IS DOWN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
for me piracy is:
mylifeinlaughs:
miraclefucknut:
download something
put it on a DvD
sell it
make profit
not what most of us do:
download something
like it
go out and buy it
give money to rich people
having a peg leg
wearing an eyepatch
keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
having an emotional love...
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xeno
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
Your dash lacks some birds with arms
epic-humor:
dear fat-birds,
you need this in your dash.
xoxo ursa
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
No.6 fandom: BEES.
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Naruto fandom: ...who did sasuke kill this time
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Castle Fandom: JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A TIme fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word Fandom: FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
Grey's Anatomy fandom: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
Gintama fandom: L-L-Let's just find a t-t-time machine
One Piece fandom: Half of it goes "Yohoho, an adventure" and half of it goes "We're all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!"
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
Hetalia Fandom: ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
Pandora Hearts Fandom: Oh, was that another explosion? Do have some tea with us while we wait for things to be resolved-- OH WAIT, THAT WAS REVY, WASN'T IT.
D.Gray Man Fandom: The Noah did it.
Bleach fandom: "AIZEN! WAS IT YOU?!"
Dragonball Z fandom: Fucking Yamcha, this is why we can't have nice things.
Avatar The Last Airbender fandom: MY CABBAGESSS
Soul Eater: MEDUSA. NO WAIT, ARACHNE
Ouran High School Host Club: That will be added to your expenses, Haruhi.
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
tinydragongina:
king-blaine:
lem0n-entry:
Bring it you fuckers.
